February 2012
adamusprime:
when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band
he said son when you grow up would you be a lawyer because that would give you a very comfortable lifestyle
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kanyele west: i hope i died of dysentery in a past life
kanyele west: i hope i got like mad diarrhea and shat to death and i hope everyone involved was scared and embarrassed
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laughingbear:
dancewhale:californiajones:
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i have eaten so much food oh god dina stop i'm...
things consumed with dina
two bags of popcorn
three plates / a whole bag of fries
a whole goddamn chicken
half a tub of icecream
a big bottle of orangina
a gigantic bowl of pudding
dina i’m dgoing to DIE
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To the girls who complain about huge tits in...
lotsapancakes:
get over it. they fucking exist.
Well it really depends, doesn’t it?
Gigantic boobs exist, yeah — but there are a lot of cases in anime/comics/whatever where they’re just UNREALISTICALLY big? The kind where the ground shakes as they bounce up and down like they’re made of jello/weigh practically nothing.
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I was doing okay listening to Benedict...
leolataylor:
cocokat:
californiajones:
Frankly, I was more amused with how he said ‘peas’ and ‘butter’, but then he said
“you naughty thing”
and I let out this little strangled noise and covered my face with my hands
so aroused
so aroused
OH MY GOD
OH
MY GOD
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
I KNEW I KNEW THAT VOICE
…’kay, guys? Go find it on Youtube. I’m about 99% certain it’s not him....
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thelifeandneopiantimes:
Heh.
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i don’t care if you think benedict cumberbatch is weird looking or unattractive, but really, say to me that he’s a bad actor and i’m just going to shake my head and go do something else.
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no i’m literally bawling my eyes out. i’ve never actually watched third star. i read the wiki page. i can’t watch the movie though. i really, really can’t.
there are just some things my emotional state can handle right now, and a movie like third star is not fucking one of them.
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FUCK YOU FOR LINKING THAT THIRD STAR VIDEO
now i haf an emotion
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FRIENDZONED.
JANE JUST GOT FRIENDZONED. KIND OF. SHIT. I FEEL BAD FOR HER.
but dirk/jake OTP OTP OTP
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captain nyuf: i want to find it
captain nyuf: but i posted something a reallly long time ago about one of the paintings
captain nyuf: it was about this dude praying right??? and it's actually a really nice painting and shit
captain nyuf: but the main focus of it was a stream of light coming from the heavens and hitting the head of the dude praying
captain nyuf: and I saw it
captain nyuf: and I shrieked
captain nyuf: because IT LOOKED LIKE GOD
captain nyuf: WAS PISSING ON HIS HEAD
captain nyuf: FROM HEAVEN
peter: OMG
captain nyuf: GOD COULDN'T BE FUCKED TO FIND A TOILET
captain nyuf: SO HE JUST
peter: you need a tag for this stuff
captain nyuf: PULLED UP HIS HEAVENLY WHITE ROBES
captain nyuf: TOOK OUT HIS OMNISCIENT JUNK
captain nyuf: AND PISSED ON THE MORTAL PRAYING TO HIM
People who make fun of other people who read...
my favorite pasttime wink wonk ;)
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When you’re a celebrity, it’s like the pressure to not be a complete douchebag does one of two things;
You don’t become a douchebag.
or
You become a gigantic douchebag because ‘fuck what society thinks, I’m too bad ass to care’ when really, it’s not ‘society’ telling you to do anything, it’s the rest of the world asking you not to be...
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I've always wondered why people ask a/s/l on...
I mean I get asking age / sex / location, but for chrissakes it’s Omegle.
seriously like, why is location even relevant in Omegle? It’s a completely anonymous site. You’ll practically never be able to talk to that person again unless you share other contact information. And it’s not like they really give a flying fuck if you live in Albuquerque or Lansing or Arkansas or...
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[Ass Back Home - Gym Class Heroes ft. Neon Hitch]
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scootyshabooty:
So there’s this guy like, sweeping outside my bedroom window right?
And I live in an apartment, so this window is above the back alley of my building, where the entrance to the basement is and what not
and this guy is sweeping okay
but my window has like, vents right?
like the screen you put in, but it has metal over it with vents
so I can get air in without having my window...
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